I love you little fella; fine, sir, fine, I'll wear the little dress.

Ok, ok, not everywhere, but … Rumors are flying around the media and blogosphere that Alberto Idontknow Gonzalez is going to resign any second now (because he won the game of resignation chicken he was having with Paul Wolfowitz)

Here: Wonkette

Here: Crooks and Liars

I’m not certain that I believe it yet, but I certainly hope it’s true.

Than again, what kind of immoral, incompetent train wreck will the put in his place?