“I really believe that the Pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians, … the ACLU, People For the American Way – all of them who have tried to secularize America – I point the finger in their face and say ‘you helped this [terrorist attack: 9/11] happen.” Jerry Falwell, 700 Club, 2001-SEP-13.

Big Dick

“I think the Moslem faith teaches hate. I think there’s clear evidence that the Islam [sic] religion, wherever it has majority control–and I can name a dozen countries–doesn’t even allow people of other faiths to express themselves or evangelize or to exist in their presence….I think that when persons are clearly bigoted towards other persons in the human family, they should be disqualified from funds. For that reason, Islam should be out the door before they knock.” –Rev. Jerry Falwell

“When lawlessness is abroad in the land, the same thing will happen here that happened in Nazi Germany. Many of those people involved in Adolph Hitler were Satanists. Many of them were homosexuals. The two things seem to go together.” – 700 Club, 1-21-93 (source: People for the American Way Foundation)

“If you’re not a born-again Christian, you’re a failure as a human being.”
–Jerry Falwell

“AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh’s charioteers.”
–Jerry Falwell

“Most of these feminists are radical, frustrated lesbians, many of them, and man-haters, and failures in their relationships with men, and who have declared war on the male gender. The Biblical condemnation of feminism has to do with its radical philosophy and goals. That’s the bottom line.”
–Jerry Falwell

“I think Mohammed was a terrorist. He – I read enough of the history of his life written by both Muslims and – and – non-Muslims, that he was a – a violent man, a man of war. And I do believe that – Jesus set the example for love, as did Moses. And I think that Mohammed set an opposite example.”
–Jerry Falwell,
60 Minutes, October 6, 2002

“I have never said in a sermon or a speech that Muhammad is a terrorist.”
–Jerry Falwell, interview with Religion News Service

“The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior.”
–Jerry Falwell, Listen, America!

Little Pecker

“If he’s going to be the counterfeit of Christ, he has to be Jewish. The only thing we know is he must be male and Jewish.”
–Jerry Falwell commenting on the anti-Christ, January 1999

“Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.”
–Jerry Falwell, on CNN’s Crossfire, May 17, 1997

“The decline in American pride, patriotism, and piety can be directly attributed to the extensive reading of so-called ‘science fiction’ by our young people. This poisonous rot about creatures not of God’s making, societies of ‘aliens’ without a good Christian among them, and raw sex between unhuman beings with three heads and God alone knows what sort of reproductive apparatus keeps our young people from realizing the true will of God.”
–Jerry Falwell, “Can Our Young People Find God in the Pages of Trashy Magazines? No, Of Course Not!” Reader’s Digest, Aug. 1985: p142-157

“I think [the war] is going well. CNN doesn’t always get it right, but it goes pretty well if you watch it on FOX.”
–Jerry Falwell, Guest-hosting CNN’s Crossfire, December 2, 2004

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Reverend, you were a bad, bad man, and, God forgive me, I’m not at all unhappy that you’re gone. – JM Bell